the best thing about dirkjake is that Jake canonically knows exactly how hard Dirk hero worships the fuck out of Dave on some level and hero worships the hell out of both of them himself
And I can guarantee you the instant Jake and Dave meet all of that is going to come pouring out of his mouth in a flood of flustered compliments and Dirk an Dave will both die of sheer embarrasment
Flying through Storytelling 