here’s some salamanders rubbing smuppet ass strap-ons together. i needed to do something that wasn’t high pressure and silly so here we are i guess.

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i decided they dont actually experience anything biologically sexual so they just press this stuff together and get each other incredibly worked-up and flustered.

also jake and dirk’s skaianet media arm launches actual wwe sports industries for the salamanders’ puppet-based tension and popularize anime-style superhero wwe fighters. this guy is their mascot. their standard hero. i named him “Yiffglub”. 

Here he is bringing down a flustered challenger. Its the best thing Dave’s ever seen. 

Here we see the introduction of a darker and edgier rival character. An antihero. A heel. note the matching bro wanking energy crystals. Jake designed these and Dirk refuses to meet Roxy in the eyes for two weeks.