2 things. 1) Sollux could probably hack the game into every computer on Alternia b/c his computer skills are OP (he hacked Scratch’s typewriter FFS). 2) I must know who John’s familiar is. Casey? Serenity?

Casey qualifies, since John treats her like family and she ends up being Rose’s explicit familiar, sure.

But I was actually talking about WV! Jade and Vriska both refer to him as John’s chaffeur familiar during his adventure on the battlefield. Ctrl+f’ing for familiar should bring it up!