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Author: optimisticduelist
the gay homestuck tarot discourse you’ve all been waiting for
everyone has been talking abt the act 6 tarot project (since the homestuck tarot deck is years old) so here’s my ten cents i guess:
I mean I agree there’s issues w/ biases towards mlm ships for sure, and that should be accounted for, but i disagree in two places:
A) Saying Rosemary is artistically “the best” because it features themes of duality and spirituality and enlightenment. Rosemary DOES have those themes and they are wonderful and incredibly impactful, don’t get me wrong.
So does Dirkjake though. like…both boys literally light up with gay love for each other. For that matter, so do Vriska and Terezi, as both girls are able to find Light only once they find each other.
Themes of enlightenment and balance through unity are part of how Homestuck establishes relationships, and that’s true for every ship from Rosemary to Roxycallie. I don’t think it makes sense to say only Rosemary really encompasses them, though they all do it in unique ways.
And B) At dismissing Dirkjake as mediocre and not plot-relevant. Jake’s love is what leads to Caliborn’s defeat. Jake and Dirk’s relationship is a big part of Dirk’s metatextual salvation, and Jake’s sense of peace and safety. That’s plot-relevant and important shit that contributes to the story and puts their relationship front and center.
Not sure why we need to tear down mlm representation as unimportant to uplift the incredible impact and transcendence of these wlw ships. Like yeah elevating nonsense yaoi for eye candy’s sake is a problem sometimes especially at the expense of women but…Dirkjake isn’t a typical yaoi ship.
It’s an mlm ship in Homestuck which is canon, carries that weight accordingly, and says adds both to Homestuck’s philosophical themes and it’s broader narrative. That’s…important? Like that’s not just two boys thrown together at random by fans any more than davekat is.
Both of the canon ships Homestuck presents are transcendent and powerful depictions of gay love, just like Rosemary and Vrisrezi. Every canon Homestuck pairing would be a good fit for the Lovers, as far as I can tell from the criticisms I’ve seen.
Which isn’t to say that there isn’t a problem in fandom as a whole, it’s just the fundamental criticism here is inaccurate. Dirkjake is a really solid fit for that card, conceptually.
And like yeah there’s a bias towards dudes in fandom and it’s a big problem but as a gay dude I literally don’t have other m/m pairings outside of Homestuck that aren’t on some level queerbaity bullshit and these are actually well-depicted, deeply empathetic gay stories.
that are actually taken seriously in their narrative and feel honest and true to life as written! Like. That just doesn’t EXIST anywhere else even with m/m, like I’d honestly be delighted if someone pointed me to the treasure trove where all the other compellingly written dudes in love with dudes are but I haven’t found that many.
I feel Dirkjake and Davekat have earned a level of recognition on an artistic level that goes beyond Anime Dudes #1 and #2, basically. I don’t really like seeing that undervalued to prop up WlW ships, because I don’t really see the ships as being in competition, and valuing ALL of the ships in Homestuck elevates all of them by making them part of a better whole in my view?
Dunno if I’m making sense cause this is pretty personal to me. Sorry if I’m being a jerk, I genuinely think wlw and girls in general should get more fan content.
In my perfect world there’d be like 6 lovers cards depicting every main homestuck pairing.
I’m just objecting to what I view as an unnecessary diminishing of the canon that a lot of people genuinely value on a writing level the way a lot of people genuinely value Vrisrezi.

Like you may be thinking its a shitty yet adorable little drawing but the point is about undermining conventional tropes you see like turning that shit on its head its a big ol gay symbolism at play here
Steven is really going to have to turn inward and face himself. Throughout the show, he’s put everyone else first, and his main goal has been to become the person his family wants him to be. That’s got to shift. He’s got to accept that it’s impossible to fill the shoes of his mother, Rose Quartz. She was always barefoot.
What’s exciting as we get deeper into the show is making him realize that there are the magic Gem powers, but there are powers that people have as human beings to understand themselves and define themselves and make their own choices. It’s an incredible power that we all have, and are often told to ignore or take for granted. Those are the kinds of powers I’m excited to have him learn how to explore.
Rebecca Sugar for The Verge (read the whole interview here)
(i’m reading your newest essay and dying dude.) worth noting: cherubs, the only love they can have revolved entirely around cruel, destructive procreation and i think is the pinnacle of their solitary lives. the only contact cherubs have with each other is procreative and violent.
Aaaah shit you’re right. It also has massive implications for the Physical world–it denotes what areas are subject to destruction or to protection. Fuckkk cherubs are cool…
Ayy, love your classpect analysis. I’m new, so I’m not sure if you mentioned it, but in Dirk’s history lesson about the alpha timeline, he mentions that Guy Fieri is considered the third and final anti-christ. And alpha Rose killed him, and rode his ass into a volcano (hell). I just like that it supports the seer = prophet (Jesus) thing.
Fuck I really need to brush back up on all my old Catholic teen-self’s nightmares, I wouldn’t be surprised if there IS referencing to Jesus in the Book of Revelations there but I don’t remember my Bible stuff well enough to say.
I’m choosing to believe it though because fuck yes Rose Lalonde is lesbian Gnostic Jesus and I love her?? Homestuck is good thanks.
i could talk about the themes of balance and opposites within rosemary and vrisrezi until im fucking blue in the face because its so present and so built into who they are and what they do
rose probably wasnt made with kanaya in mind, but kanaya was almost certainly made for rose, and roses development was intertwined with kanayas creation. motherhood, sun and moon, death and birth, creation and destruction, darkness and light, love and loneliness: they are all built into them. to speak of one is to speak of the other. They exist without each other, but to understand them fully you have to understand their influence on one another
vriska and terezi i have no doubts were formed as a unit. everything they do revolves around each other, so much so that they are lost when the other is not there. (vriska) is aimless and unsure without terezi, and (terezi) is depressed and sad and regretful without vriska. terezi abandons a new universe, a kingdom and all her friends, to find the most important person she has ever known. (terezi) rewrites history to bring her back, to give herself and her love the chance to be together again, even stating that she wouldve rather been doomed and made the right choice than made the wrong one and live without her. balance in the form of scales is directly a part of both of their imagery (most especially terezi), the lines between good and evil are blurred with them and they are unsure, but wherever they stand they know they must stand together or there is nothing, no them
















