ok thats everything. Anyway now that Roxycal is canon I hope someday the Homestuck fandom can rise to its true potential and tap into the strongest and most powerful crossover possible and cast Roxy as Utena and Calliope as Anthy

i’m reading your anthy’s malice tag and dying of laughter thank you

optimisticduelist:

no!!! DOn’t LAUGH….

Anhty’s Malice lives on….EVEN TO THIS DAY…. reblo g this or Anthy will show up in your bed 2night and prank you really hard with weird exotic animals no one could possibly keep

reblog and Anthy will give you a red sweater that’ll turn someone u hate into a cow 

optimisticduelist:

im exhausted and tired and hungry and my brain did a weird thing

i just thought to myself what if theres like an actual akio cult somewhere

and they have a short prayer they start every meeting with and its litterally just the priest says

“in defence of akio,”

and the crowd answers

“anthy’s malice”

optimisticduelist:

alotofmomos:

cishet:

felixgaveabonetojenna:

alotofmomos:

“anthy my wallet was in my other shorts, where are they?”

“oh no! I put them in the washing machine!”

anthy’s malice

#utena totally uses a wallet#i can not imagine her ever carrying a purse

What about a fanny pack? Or would she have to use one until she buys a new wallet?

of course she wears a fanny pack.  where else would she keep her tamagotchi?  

she’d only carry a tomagotchi around for anthy’s sake

“Why keep one of these things when you have chuchu?”

“but utena-sama, they’re fun and easy to use!”

so utena walks around with it day after day, not really knowing or understanding how to use it until one day, it finally dies

as utena looks at the tiny little screen, a tear falls from her eye

anthy’s malice.

god

alotofmomos:

one hot summer day nanami goes to the convenience store and walks over to the frozen section to find that all the ice is gone. as she goes up to the register to complain, she sees someone paying for ten bags of the stuff

“Oh, hello, Nanami. Would you like to come over for some dessert?”

anthy’s malice