This was my first time drawing them + I have so much hype for Hiveswap!
My drawings get increasingly weird the longer i spend on them, anyway i owed @heinousactszx a drawing and he asked for Daisy so I drew Daisy and Peach in an Utena-style shot because…fuck it utenas good. also i like gaudy light shows of revolutionary power
i decided they dont actually experience anything biologically sexual so they just press this stuff together and get each other incredibly worked-up and flustered.
also jake and dirk’s skaianet media arm launches actual wwe sports industries for the salamanders’ puppet-based tension and popularize anime-style superhero wwe fighters. this guy is their mascot. their standard hero. i named him “Yiffglub”.
Here he is bringing down a flustered challenger. Its the best thing Dave’s ever seen.
Here we see the introduction of a darker and edgier rival character. An antihero. A heel. note the matching bro wanking energy crystals. Jake designed these and Dirk refuses to meet Roxy in the eyes for two weeks.
taz what the FUCK is this
two quick updates:
i was linked the jackoff bro crystal meme so i thought id share it here for the context:
second, and incredibly bizzare to me:
it seems porn bots like these stupid salamander things? ok
here’s some salamanders rubbing smuppet ass strap-ons together. i needed to do something that wasn’t high pressure and silly so here we are i guess.
i decided they dont actually experience anything biologically sexual so they just press this stuff together and get each other incredibly worked-up and flustered.
also jake and dirk’s skaianet media arm launches actual wwe sports industries for the salamanders’ puppet-based tension and popularize anime-style superhero wwe fighters. this guy is their mascot. their standard hero. i named him “Yiffglub”.
Here he is bringing down a flustered challenger. Its the best thing Dave’s ever seen.
Here we see the introduction of a darker and edgier rival character. An antihero. A heel. note the matching bro wanking energy crystals. Jake designed these and Dirk refuses to meet Roxy in the eyes for two weeks.
I’ve been receiving a lot of asks regarding how to Properly Do The Dab: Japanese Edition, and I figured I’d go ahead and satisfy your thrist.
I know it’s a bit overwhelming but, I figured of all the characters in Homestuck, Dirk would know best. So, hopefully, you guys can appreciate the act as it’s meant to be.
I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’
“Whatcha mean?”
“You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “
And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’
Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE.
I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.
Flying through Storytelling 