traceexcalibur:

It is my great pleasure to inform you that Hiveswap Friendship Simulator, Volume Twelve: Of Know-Nothings And Know-It-Alls, will be launching on Friday, September the 14th, 2018.¹

This volume of the Hiveswap Friendship Simulator will feature two entirely new trolls for the befriending: Galekh Xigisi and Tirona Kasund².

We hope you join us tomorrow³

for the newest⁴

adventure in the Hiveswap Friendship Simulator series!

1. Exact time to be determined. Midday in the pacific time zone, most likely.

2. Written by yours truly!¹

3. Or today, depending on your time zone.

4. Note the phrasing “newest” and not “final”. For some reason, rumours suggesting such have been swirling around. Don’t worry, there’s still more.

          1. I didn’t create her quirk. Don’t yell at me.

Yesssssss 😀

dirkstriders:

dirkstriders:

dirkstriders:

dirkstriders:

if you think dirk and jade arent best friends well. heh. youre just wrong

jade dirk and terezi regularly commit crimes together and thats just the truth

“wow dirk how come your mom lets you have TWO girlfriends??” “Actually, they’re dating each other. They just like to solicit me to run around and commit felonies with them”

dirk strider, jade harley, terezi pyrope: enemies of the state

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

seeslug:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

White Diamond is essentially upper middle class white woman version of The Condesce in this essay I

Someone had to.

where s the rest of the essay OP

  • Both Overseeing Power
  • Both covered in a solid color/tint, only visible facial features is their eyes and mouth 
  • WD is v condescending, and the Condesce is well, you know.
  • WD treated Steven like he was merely throwing a temper tantrum as PD and basically was just letting them blow off steam, while Condy basically let Roxy escape jail and told her to ‘DWI’ when she wanted to go back. Both essentially letting their children do illegal shit and not doing anything bout it cus they wanna stay outta it.
  • Both are essentially moms (Batter Witch, White is self explanatory.) 
  • Awful moms.
  • Both have servants that are possibly controlled by them, or at least under their control (White Pearl, The Psiionic) 
  • Both dramatic and extra as fuck in appearance/aesthetic

That’s all off the top of my head its 2 AM feel free to add on u freaks.

Updates via some comments

  • Introduced via feet scene first
  • In charge of a vast, planet wide society in a hierarchy and with caste systems
  • Responsible for the mass destruction of their people (corrupted gems / killing the adult trolls) 
  • Both have a rebellion against them.