Tag: alphas
we deserved a 200 page montage of all the alphas apologizing to each other and then tearfully embracing and promising to treat themselves and each other better from now onĀ
and then we deserved another BILLION!!!! pages of them patiently working thru each otherās issues and expressing understanding and empathy and HONESTY!!! when those issues frustrate them and basically I just want post-trickster alpha content god damn talk to each other tell each other how much you love each other and when things get hard have healthy conversations even when itās difficult and show me the tough love show me them not allowing each other to regress into their worst selves show me what they learned!!!!!!! fuckin⦠show me!! what they fucking! learned!!
more alien au for alien day
dirk is an engineer with jade, roxy is a scientist with john, both jane and jake are a part of the rescue team: medic and hired gun
As You Wish
[Authorās Note: This is a repost of Love, Faith and Fantasyāmy piece on Jake and Dirkās character arcs and the relevance of Knights and Pages in understanding them. I thought breaking it up into chunks would make the content more accessible, and give me room to flesh out each argument. Thus there will be some updates to the content. Hopefully this will mean more people can easily approach it!]
[Pt. 1 – Knights/Pages – Service and Ownage]
[Pt. 2 – Faith and Fear] [Pt. 3 – Fearful Heart]Ā
[Pt. 4 – Nobility]Ā

A disclaimer before we get started:
Ā I think reading Jake as aromantic is copacetic with the canon. Obviously I donāt share this reading–I see him as Bi and romantic–but all Iām going to argue here is that Jake deeply, truly, profoundly loves Dirk. Iām going to explain how and why he loves him, too.
But whether that love is romantic or platonic is up to interpretation, I think.
You can read them as lovers or best friends or whatever shade of grey between is most pleasing to you, in my humble opinion. All Iām arguing is that the love is there. That out of the way, letās begin.
I donāt feel the need to deconstruct Jakeās every line to determine why he didnāt mean each and every one that could suggest a lack of romantic interest. You can pretty much put almost all of them down in one of four categories:
He worries about other peopleās perceptions and discomfort with queerness, a byproduct of internalized homophobia…
His later discomfort with feeling unsafe and sexually threatened/objectified, a byproduct of his traumatic experiences with Hal, Jane and Aranea…
His lack of surety regarding the nature of Dirkās feelings for him…., a byproduct of his willful ignorance and his desire to avoid talking about the possibility he may have hurt Dirkās feelings growing up.
And then thereās the one moment I actually want to talk about.

Jake says this in response to Roxy talking about feeling like it hurts to let Dirk down. The thing is, Roxy–like Dave–is a Passive player, who is predominantly motivated by the perceptions and needs of others. Of course failing someone she cares about is going to sting for her more than it would for Jake.

That has nothing to do with Jakeās capacity for love, it has to do with the fact that Jake is selfish. It has to do with him regretting his self-absorption. Jake does love, and he loves intensely–he loves enough to die for it, which is pretty much as intense as it gets. Heās just deeply, deeply selfish about it.
And I love that selfishness about Jake. Because it turns all doubts about whether Jake loves Dirk back to ash in one fell swoop, in one single, brilliant, shining moment.Ā
In this moment all of Jakeās plot threads come together–his sexual abuse and lack of agency, his growing fear, his certainty none of his friends wants him anymore, his selfishness and fantasy indulgence AND Dirkās desire to live up to Daveās image and be helpul to Jake are all built up into this one single, spectacular moment.
A cinematic moment. A moment with deep philosophical implications.

Everything about Jake and Dirkās narratives builds up to this. Dirkās desire to live up to Dave and Jakeās inherent selfishness are complementary, symbiotic forces. I mentioned earlier that when Dirkās lamp and Heart Light up and overflow he performs incredible, unbelievable acts whilst rushing to Jakeās side.

And when Jake is Lit up by Aranea, removing his agency as a person COMPLETELY while also making him the brightest object in the sky, Jake manages to find a way to turn his power against her. And what he chooses to create reveals everything about his character.Ā
Because what he chooses to do is call Dirk to his side, to protect him and keep him safe from his perceived threat.
Both of the boys literally LIGHT UP with their feelings for each other, in a comic where the concept of Light is explicitly linked to relevance, importance, understanding, and the concept of reaching Enlightenment or Nirvana. (Stay tuned, Iāll flesh this out more in my next three videos.)
Iāve gone over the inherent romance in Jake choosing to create Dirk over literally any other option imaginable. But with the new context of Jake explicitly looking to serve himself through Hope, it takes on an added edge. What Jake wants more than anything else in the world is Dirk, but not at all to make Dirk happy or because itās what Dirk would want. No.
Jake wants Dirk because heās selfish. Because he wants life to be happy and easy and adventurous but carefree, and he believes he can always rely on Dirk to take care of things or bail him out when things get too intense for him to handle. Jake wants Dirk as a best friend, a bodyguard, a partner, a rival and a servant all rolled into one.
Jakeās feelings for all of his friends have nothing to do with them and everything to do with himself. Heād rather die than live in a word without Jane, and thatās why he saves her–not because he thinks he owes it to her for past slights. The same is true of the way he wants to be with Dirk.
All of this is textual by implication. Dirkās line:
āI am Brain Ghost Dirk. You kissed my boyfriend. Prepare to Die.ā
Is indicative of the Dirk that Jake wants and believes in in his head. This line is a movie reference to The Princess Bride, a romantic fantasy adventure comedy with a very curious dynamic between the romantic leads.Ā
No shortage of people have pointed out how Jake seems to see himself as or end up in the positions of sexualized and marginalized female protagonists, but I think thereās a cause to be made Jakeās āarcā draws from this specific one–Buttercup–above all others.Ā Buttercupās romantic dynamic with Westley is simple:Ā She issues requests to him, and he responds āAs you Wish.āĀ
This As you Wish is an explicit I love you, and the power of love is put forth as the source of Westleyās power and endless competence and ability throughout the entire story. It doesnāt matter what needs to happen, Westley finds a way to do it. And he does it because he believes in their love.
Buttercup, however, struggles to hold on to her faith that love can overcome all things possible and wavers in her commitment to living for it, ending up nearly trapped in an unwanted marriage. Buttercupsā arc is resolved when she chooses to believe in love even at risk of dying, promising never again to hide what she truly desires–Westley.
Jake perceives Dirk as his Prince Charming, an idea that could also be described as a Knight in Shining Armor.Ā
This is the essence of Jakeās fantasy, and we know thatās what it is–a fantasy– because when Caliborn threatens to kill Dirk in the Masterpiece (which the Credits suggest weāll soon see once again), Jake responds by shifting his and Dirkās fundamental power dynamic–once again Lighting Up with love to save Dirk by delivering Caliborn his destined serving.

Jakeās victory ends up giving Hope to all those opposing Lord English, but Jake himself doesnāt give a shit about that.Ā


Jakeās stated motivation for trouncing Caliborn is one thing and one thing only: Saving Dirk. Serving his own desire to see Dirk safe. Caliborn is hurting his friend, and Jake is mad about it. His motivation is essentially identical to his desire to save Jane–he doesnāt want to live without Dirk.
And on Dirkās side, this dynamic ultimately validates the idea that he became everything he wanted to become by emulating DaveĀ through a bit of understated environmental storytelling.Ā
Whatās more, this bit of environmental storytelling also prompts us to consider looking back towards the early Acts with the Beta Guardians with a bit more of a serious eye–the darkness of Momās House and Bro damaging the symbol of Daveās Self begin to take on heavier tones, for example.Ā
Whatās more, it gives us more reason to be excited for Hiveswap, through virtue of the fact that it demonstrates Hiveswapās care and attention to detail with regards to Homestuck as a whole.Ā
I already argued in favor of Grandpa being able to on some level remember his relationship to the Alphas, so click hereĀ to see full version of that argument. Ā Ā
The shortform is this: Grandpaās manor has three rooms, each lit by one of the Alphaās colors and filled with items linked to them, and the Distinguished Houseguests in his Grand Foyer each link to one of the Alphas as well.Ā
Here are the rooms in sequence:




Take a look at the fireplace–itās got Derse colors on one side, and Prospit colors on the other. On the Prospit side, youāve got a Blue Lady–matching Jane, who Jake liked to trade posters of blue people with– and an alien species with horns on itās head, also wearing a suit–matching Calliope.Ā
On the Derse side youāve got a Mummy, matching Roxy both by sharing both Jake and Roxyās interests in bodily preservation, and through the fact that Roxyās planet includes Pyramids. Thereās also the wordplay between the words Mummy and Mommy, if youāll allow me to stretch a little.
And then we have a Knight, representing Dirk. This dynamic answers a question that didnāt even need asking–why the Knight sitting on the Derse side of Grandpaās house wears a suit suspiciously similar to one of Daveās most well-known ones.

It suggests an explicit linkage of the idea of Knighthood and the idea of Dave, and suggests that this is the imagery that comes to Grandpaās mind when thinking of Dirk. In one way, you could view this as Dirk managing to destroy his own thematic legacy in Bro and succeeding at living up to Daveās thematic image instead, at least in Grandpaās mind–a sort of ultimate implementation of his Prince of Heart role.
This existentially validates Dirk, setting him apart from his Splinters and rendering him unique in the context of the Dirk Strider ultimate self–at least in the eyes of the boy he loves. And, well. Fuck? Thatās beautiful to me.
And just for the record, this is a connection that has held true across not only the entirety of the Homestuck, but through Hiveswap as well, with a Knight standing right in front of a smuppet in Grandpaās garage:

Which suggests to me that WP has approached Grandpaās memories and the Alphaās arcs with the same attention to detail the comic itself gave them, and makes me extremely confident in whatās to come. Hopefully now you are too. Hiveswapās attention to detail speaks to the quality of the story theyāve crafted, and we should all be excited beyond reasonable belief, in my humble opinion.
Conclude.
So thatās it. Thatās pretty much all my evidence for this reading of Dirk, Jake, Dave, and the wider story surrounding them. I look forward to hearing your responses. Personally, putting this together was revelatory for me.Ā
I hope it was for you, too. If it wasnāt quite, I hope you want to talk about it and keep track of the ongoing conversation I hope takes place here as a result.
This series has been a passion project, but also a side project to my youtube series aimed at welcoming and explaining Homestuck to new, incoming Hiveswap fans. If you find yourself trying to make it easier for a Hiveswap fan to understand what Homestuck is about and how it connects to the game, I hope you think of me.
If you like my writing and have a buck to spare, you could also really help me out by enabling me to focus on putting more of this content out there through pledging on Patreon. Doing so will also give you access to my private community of enthusiasts trying to advance new and interesting readings of this wonderful property.
See you again soon, everyone. Until then,
Keep rising.
can you examine Dirk and Jane’s relationship? because I fucking love their friendship and you have a cool mind so I wanna maybe know any fleshed out thoughts you might have.
allow me to answer in screencap formĀ

Not here specifically, but only because I think itās likely Dirk will show up in my Jane post which Iāmā¦thinking is gonna beā¦the next thing I write? Possibly also the last thing for a while before I refocus on video editing and uh, you know. Making money from a job for a while. Capitalism š¦Ā
The tl;drĀ shortform version is Jane and Dirk fucking love each other and are also deeply jealous of each other and are also deeply guilty about being jealous of each other. Itās a mess. I love them. Dirk probably looks at John and Jade and fucking keels over and dies just from how much he sees Jake and Jane in them and loves them for it probably.Ā
all characters in homestuck are low key kinda an asshole
why is it so prevalent to vilify dirk specifically while simultaneously absolving the rest of any past misstep. because literally every character has misstepped in the past, has been mean, has done wrong by someone else. we ask for nuanced fiction and yet this is our response, a weird black and white view where there are characters who are good because theyāve never done wrong, and characters who are evil for their moments of greyness
with alphas specifically, they are so interesting because they are friends who care about each other a lot but also have deep flaws. not a single one of them is perfect, and the fact that the common fanon is that jane, roxy and jake are perfect cinnamon rolls while dirk is a vicious, calculating predator is one im. starting to become exhausted of
I could write a big post about how much it irks me that mom has actually been retconnedĀ by fandom into being a loving adult who didnāt know how to be a parent and tried her best, while at the same time dirk gets thisĀ āheās the same as broā shit
but
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