so favourite homestuck ship?

i like all the canon ships in the text of homestuck itself pretty much equally? davekat, vrisrezi, roxycallie, dirkjake, rosemary, javepeta–all of them own

i have a particular fondness for dirkjake (should be obvious if you follow this blog lol), because it hits some particularly personal notes for me. but they’re all p great.

I also like to think about john or jane in some of those ships, too (johnrezi or johnvrisrezi in different ways, janeroxycallie, johnroxy, all good examples)

im kinda a laissez faire multishipper by default, so ive got all sorts of other ships i think are cute even if i find them less interesting.

What do you think needs to be resolved in the epilogue?

1) The situation in the Void with LE, the Juju, and probably the beta kids

2) Terezi finding Vriska in the void, which will probably get resolved at the same time as that?

3) the alpha kids getting to leave the masterpiece stage somehow. probably johns retcon powers.

i have some pie in the sky guesses of what i hope the epilogue will involve besides that, but those seem to be the only 3 plot threads that really need to be fully resolved.

That said, I think it’s fairly likely there’ll be more, if only in the form of content teasing future content. Just a hunch, though.

Do you think some of the classes with more feminine or masculine godtier clothing changes if the person of that class is male or female? Like a male witch getting less feminine looking godtier outfit?

sure? canon hasnt said anything about this one way or another, so you can really justify anything on this front right now. Could just as easily say a male witch would have a different name while still occupying the same class function or whatnot.

at the absolute minimum, such a player would be able to alchemize their own versions of the outfit as much as they want. its fandom, so just have fun!

Do you think Caliborn “embellished” the facts in his “masterpiece”. Personally, I think yes.

Not really. Personally, I find the very idea that he did tiresome, because people only ever seem to use it to downplay the canon dirkjake built into it.

As things stand, there’s just no real reason to think so from a writing perspective. Like yeah, ok, unreliable narrators are a thing in Homestuck. But that logic doesn’t really work to just discredit whatever point a character makes that happens to be contentious.

There has to be an in-character or in-universe reason for a character’s perspective to be discredited, or it’s just bad writing. And I don’t really agree Homestuck is written badly! You might know this about me by now.

So focusing in on Caliborn.

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Caliborn is quite aware of the Alpha Timeline, and the role he plays in it. He’s also pretty much the only character who actually likes the Alpha Timeline, and revels in his coming existence as Lord English.

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He’s explicitly okay with and willing to endure whatever negative consequences are necessary to get him to that point, and he thinks he and his actions across his timeline make him the hottest shit ever to grace paradox space.

There’s no real reason to think he’d knowingly lie about events in the Alpha Timeline–especially the events that result in the creation of Lord English–because Caliborn is on record as thinking all of that is RAD AS FUCK! Including Jake beating him up, since its what leads to Lord English having his very name.

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This comes through in the Masterpiece. Caliborn is noticeably excited to share these events with the audience, and ultimately pleased with the result of the event–he’s using it as a form of self-aggrandizement.

So if someone tells me they think Caliborn is lying about the Masterpiece, my immediate question is how–and why? And most importantly, what is there in the story to contradict or replace the Masterpiece, if we can’t accept it as part of the story?

As of right now, there isn’t anything. I wouldn’t be surprised, for example, if the Epilogue happens to cover the Masterpiece or part of the Masterpiece, and follows the Beta kid’s release from the Juju and/or the Alpha kids being picked up by John after the end.

We were viewing the Masterpiece from Caliborn’s perspective, so there could definitely be more to see after his particular role in the story is finished. I just don’t think that means Caliborn was lying, per se.


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This is kinda unrelated but I’ve been thinking about it so here we go. This is basically the same as people dismissing Calliope’s exposition on the Classes–in that a critical source of exposition on a certain area of the comic, with no equivalent anywhere else in the text, goes disregarded because of some hazy claim of “unreliability.”

Remember how I said there has to be a textual reason for such a source to be disregarded on a particular point? Homestuck actually does do this with gendered classes, so it’s a good example of what I’m talking about.

Yeah, Calliope says classes are gendered–but Calliope is explicitly as susceptible to biological essentialism as anyone else in the cast, believing she’s incapable of red romance just as John believed he was incapable of black.

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Think what you will of the message, but by the endgame Homestuck is loudly stating that both views are inaccurate. Calliope’s ignorance is contextualized in the text.

That she’d make certain assumptions about gender makes sense–especially if she’s working her understanding of the classes off the sample sizes in Homestuck itself–which she explicitly is, and which explicitly do have gender biases.

But that doesn’t inherently discredit every other statement she makes, especially since without the exposition she provides it becomes ridiculously harder to prove anything about Classes as a system. Almost as if the author included that text as a source of important exposition or something.

Hey Taz I’m a bit confused about Jade and Davesprite’s relationship (and Davepeta to an extent). In the Post-Retcon Timeline, did Davesprite (+John) die while in a relationship with Jade? And also is the Davesprite in Davepeta Post-Retcon Davesprite then?

Post-retcon davesprite died when LOWAS exploded, with john. davesprite died before he and jade ever started dating, since jade was surprised to hear it when davepeta mentioned it.

davepeta was created with the pre-retcon davesprite, but they presumably have the memories of post-retcon davesprite along with all other daves, or at least ones who died during sburb, as far as we know. 

Do you think it’s likely Viz might try and remove any references to copyrighted material like Betty Crocker, the various movies, and such, or is there no legal/monetary reason for them to do so?

Uhhhh I doubt it? That would entail pretty huge changes to the story, and I’m fairly sure in most cases Homestucks’ approach to this stuff should fall under fair use. If it was gonna be a huge issue for them I think they probably would never have taken on Homestuck to begin with, because changing all of that stuff would be way too labor intensive. Theres plenty of that in hiveswap, too, so if we’re worrying about corporate influence or w.e–thee wasn’t any there. 

Even with stuff like Crockercorp/Guy Fieri and the juggalos on alpha earth, i think its so over the top and ridiculous it probably falls under parody/satire, so the most id expect to see is some kind of “Brands and people depicted are fictional” type message

I wont say its impossible but if it was gonna happen, like with the lgbt stuff, id have expected it while they were revamping the site. and im way more worried about the lgbt stuff than that going forward.

The absolute WORST case scenario on that front i can imagine is them like, changing references that are too blatant out for slightly more coy ones like Hiveswap did from production to release.