Alright folks! The release of Volume Fourteen: Of Cleanliness And Clownliness is just around the corner – expected to be sometime today, Friday the 12th, in fact! As such, it’s far past time you found out just who you can expect to befriend. (Not that the title made it a hard guess this time around.)
That’s right! You can look forward to meeting MARSTI HOUTEK and… Uh.
Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s always doing this. You cannot get this guy to sit down and say still for like ten seconds, I swear. I think he stole all my soda, too?? Great.
Look, I’m gonna have to go do some clown wrangling. Be back soon. If you see KARAKO wandering around anywhere, could you tell him to get his ass back over here?? He’s not in trouble. I just wanna talk. (Seriously! This guy’s too cute to stay mad at.)
Fair enough, sorry for generalizing. Turtles and crocodiles both hang out on land and water at different points in their lives though, so the distinction I care about is still there regardless of the word we use.
Dunno if that’s true of Iguanas tho. Honestly if not I’m inclined to wonder if Hussie did his research on them. I don’t know jack about iguanas honestly so feel free to fill me in?
I got so many comments saying stuff to this effect, thanks all u guys. So yeah it looks like Iguanas are good too–the galapagos are even in the Pacific, where Jade’s island is. We’re all fools to doubt Hussie on any point, for any reason, ever.
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