Tag: dirkjake

sonotcanon-draws:

overworked stress paintinggggg

the scenario i had in mind is something along the lines of, ‘after the breakup, jake has one of those out of nowhere realizations one day that he really likes dirk.‘ i’m sorry, super corny, I know DDD: 

(…of course, after this it plays out with a lot of stress and unnecessary(?) angst, because jake’s convinced dirk still hates him, and dirk is convinced that any liking on jake’s part MUST owe to manipulation, haha.)

also, dirk’s skin tones are ganked directly from this sargent self portrait!

ETA: oh man and i just found out that artisticDeviant wrote some lovely fic inspired by this!! thank you, aD! ❤

recent-ish dirkjake fanfic

revolutionaryduelist:

stormsbourne:

landofsomethingsomething:

A quick & easy guide to finding good DirkJake fanfic (most of which was posted in the last year)

1. Do this

2. on any of the following authors’ “Works” page: 

(or just click these links)

stormbourne (@stormsbourne ) (

Come Lay With Me On The Ground

/

The Thirty Second Problem / etc)

callmearcturus ( @callmearcturus​ ) (

A Spark, A Flame, A Fire /

pump your veins with gushing gold / etc)

ayyyy / Rosa ( @purplepurpleunicornsparkle​ ) (

Today is the First Day of the Rest of Your Universe  /

Thrills and Chills  / etc) 

optimisticDuelist ( @revolutionaryduelist​ ) (I am not posting the full fucking title it is heinously long god damn you oD) 

HexMeridian ( @hexstuck​ ) (

Light Me Up And Breathe In,

Active )

LandOfMistAndSecrets (wow this is me) (what up) (

All The Things That Divide Us, 

In Which Dirk Strider Tries And Mostly Fails To Contain His Internal Dialogue, As Usual, etc)

bonus: anonymous author with Little Shop of Horrorterrors (they don’t want it associated to their actual name needless to say it’s very nsfw as are many things on this list so click the works pages for details)

grats thats like a million words worth of stuff

bonus #2: most of the people in that list have really good davekat fics too truly we live in a blessed era ✨🌻❤️

look you’re never allowed to complain about anyone doxxing you ever again

im honored to be on this list even if im also being called out, every author in this list is amazing and dirkjake is good please do me the personal solid of checking these out 

@scimitar-foxtrot Anything on this list, and anything Dirkjake by any of these authors. Probably especially Stormsbourne’s, landofmistandsecrets’, and ayyy / Rosa’s post-canon fics (and also my own post-canon one) only because…im biased towards post-canon longfic about the boys working out their feelings.

Other than that just whatever ya like best. have fun!

Important topic: Dirkjake nicknames. I feel like Dirk wouldn’t stray too far from dude and bro, but JAKE….

landofsomethingsomething:

I always have Jake continuing to use startlingly “platonic” nicknames for Dirk like they will have been married for ten thousand years and Jake will still be calling him “chum” “buddy” “pal” “friendo” “comrade” “colleague” “cohort” “compatriot” and then there’s like the plausible deniability ones like  “mate” and “partner” and every time he uses one of those Dirk just narrows his eyes like god damn it English

every once in awhile jake will be like also this is my boyfriend dirk and dirk straightens in startled shock which is the equivalent for anyone else of rocketing six feet into the air and Jake just winks at him

(god damn it english)

so anyway someone was trying to tell me the Masterpiece was really ambiguous and didnt imply dirkjake at all because Caliborn “most tryhard straight boy” character in the comic said this stuff

I could write a lot to counter that but i dont feel like it so instead i wanted to share this beautiful memory

so lets remember Jake’s massive gay hope bubble. that he uses. to save Dirk. or to have Dirk save him if he needs it. pretty gay, Jake!

image

we know.

(im not even taking that line out of context this is what he’s responding to:)

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

because of the sheer magnitude of the universe, there is almost definitely a constellation that, from one angle, looks exactly like sonic the hedgehog giving shadow the hedgehog a handjob while wearing a diaper

what got me thinking about this is that i was thinkin about how pi is supposed to have every combination of numbers conceivable so i was thinking like “somewhere in pi there is a string of numbers that, if put through a program to convert and compile algorithms to images, would create a 45 minute animated film, with the quality of modern day disney/pixar, of sonic and shadow going at it like a couple of animals” and that got me thinking about supposedly infinite concepts combined with furry smut