my luv

sol-lay:

now this is for @revolutionaryduelist who commissioned me a biolumi dirkjake make out session 😮

his commentary on the subject of dirk and jake being troll in here:

“Jake’s powers make a lot of original character transformation scenarios possible, which is great!

But Dirk is going to be a lot less happy when his boyfriend stops being the lights-up-when-they-like-you type and starts being the shitty blue space furry type.

Eventually enough people bug Jake to transform them into various species OCs that he just builds a machine to do it for him. Skaianet sells it and he makes a fucking killing. Earth C suddenly has to contend with an entire furry sub-demographic added on to the four prior kingdoms.”

YES.

HELL YES.

HELL FUCKING YES.

ive been gaining hella followers and feel obligated to give you the service of showing you this beautiful image

star chores

dirk: the force awakens was alright, I guess, but it really didn’t diverge enough from the formula of a new hope and just hit the same story beat for beat, complete with a major death as a character crisis point near the end of the —
jake: did you SEE when finn nailed that PERFECT shot and did you see how him and poe met back up and did you see that bit when bb8 gave finn a thumbs up like yeah buddy were in this together! and i cant believe she found luke at the end what do you think her jedi trainings going to be like??? oh my gosh strider do you think shell get to use a GREEN LIGHTSABER????? i bet luke has it just lying around and maybe hes gonna give it to her! do you think kylo uh wait i mean ben do you think hes maybe her brother or her cousin i sort of think cousin myself but theres all these people online talking about how they might have been adapted from some book character malarkey so maybe theyre TWINS but i dont think that makes sense for han and leia to have left her behind! oh my gosh that bit where one of the stormtroopers recognized finn i was on the edge of my flippin seat and i really thought *starts tearing up*
dirk: did … did you just say “starts tearing up” aloud
jake: i really thought he was gonna make it strider i really thought he was gonna be fine and i thought ben was gonna see the light and be a hero do you think leia can save him???? gosh i hope leia saves him i can’t friggin WAIT for episode 8
dirk:
dirk:
dirk:
dirk: um. anyway it was a great movie and i liked it a lot. uh, yeah.

geejaysmith:

geejaysmith:

Jake English would probably stan for the Star Wars prequels. Not like the fanboy Wookiepedia continuity geek “let me tell you about the technical specs of this droid who shows up in this one scene” stan, but as a man who sees the potential in every film. Like so:

“No john you see the star wars prequels are in of fact a poignant tragedy! The jedi order have been flipped to a broken and decaying institution of the galaxy and despite the good men and women and aliens within their order burearucracy and rules impede them in their quest for justice. And among it all the cause of its true downfall is a doomed romance needled in just the right direction by a sith the jedi were so arrogantly blind to he basically became their president! And yes john there are a lot of as you call them ‘big dumb cgi action scenes’ and i happen to like them a lot. What the fuck of it?”

Jake unironically quotes the line about sand at Dirk as a pick up line. The insinuation he is in fact not course and rough and irritating empowers Melty Sap Dirk to overpower Media Snob Dirk for a moment and drown in the fact Jake loves him as much as Anakin hates sand.

landofsomethingsomething:

it honestly makes me fucking laugh to consider how much Jade probably incessantly teases Jake and Karkat like WOW you actually fucking did it you unironically fell for a strider you LITERALLY fell for all their ridiculously striderian charms and are in love amazing bravo well done I’m so happy for you and your heartwarming misfortune 🙂 🙂 😀

Jake is just like LOOK………………… I KNOW. OK? I KNOW….

and dirk is just sweating staring at dave like ok but what does THAT mean and dave is creeping off exit stage right no one look at me I don’t even know these people I know NOTHING and can speak no words about the extremely knowing tone in this vaguely canine woman’s tone good bye

meanwhile karkat is just like look, that garbled flashing barely organic monstrosity you’re obviously so intrigued by is technically like at least a full quarter strider too so I do not want to fucking hear it jade harley do you understand me you are no better than the rest of us get off your fucking pedestal I swear to god

…fluffy headcanons for dirk&jake?

landofsomethingsomething:

imagine one day a bunch of salamanders and nakkodiles get curious about what’s inside the secret robot workshop tower their royalty lives in, so being simplistic creatures they’re like LETS FIND OUT 😀 and just roll in while Dirk & Jake are out one day and make a huge fucking mess

like dirk and jake come back and shit is everywhere, their kitchen is upended, the food that jane makes goddamn sure they keep stocked because left to their own devices they go feral is just scattered all over, piles of flour on the floor, eggs splattered on the walls, cookie crumbs lead a sinister trail higher up

and they find the culprits just up in their literal private rooms, there is a group of nakkodiles roasting marshmallows with the welding torches and dirk runs in yelling like jesus christ this is not okay this is our private shit you shits are not nearly intelligent enough to be swinging a welding torch around this very precariously arranged workshop you are going to get everyone killed

this group of salamanders walks in and they’re just dressed up head to toe in dirk and jake’s clothes, there are literally just dirk salamanders they have found spare pairs of shades

dirk sucks in this breath to start yelling but jake just takes one look at this and BUSTS A FUCKING GUT and dirk chokes on his own tongue watching this because jake english laughing so hard he slumps down and starts crying is far more compelling than any other chaos in front of him at any given time

and it’s definitely chaos there is endless nakking and bubbles fill the room

Jake eventually crawls off the floor gasping for breath and pulls his phone out and is just like GET OVER HERE CHUM WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY GOT TO CATALOG THIS look at this one dirk holy shit this buddy likes your style!!! and he’s enthusiastically gesturing for Dirk to pose with this salamander dressed in all his clothes

and dirk just does it because jake is so excited and his cheeks are all flushed and he’s just so fucking happy and dirk’s heart is skipping every other beat watching this so he just slings his arm around this salamander doppleganger and poses for 400 photos and Jake is teasing him like wow Strider try not to laugh too hard it’s not like anything objectively hilarious is happening here and Dirk is just internally screaming forever

he’s going to send these snaps to jane and roxy and dave and everyone isn’t he

(yes)

(yes he is)