2014: “Don’t refer to something as your ‘spirit animal’. Instead, why not call it your ‘patronus’ or ‘daemon’ or something that isn’t culturally appropriative?”
2017: “Fursona. It’s your goddamn fursona.”
[EDIT: Updated this with the source for the artist.]
I don’t have like an essay for this or anything but my furry friend is reading along the comic now and he just got to Jade.
He reached her furry exposition page, so I informed him those reader commands were from actual readers back in 2009 who wanted Jade to drop the furry stuff as soon as it was introduced, and Hussie responded to this by doubling down on it hard as hell with that Jade speech.
But anyway that’s not the point. The point is my friend laughed and mentioned he found the furriest shit in her room. I figured it’d be like the SBAHJ poster or something but I asked him to show me. He posts this
And um, guys, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this fursona anywhere. It’s not a notable character anywhere I can remember. But like, giving it some thought…isn’t that a green furry dog girl?
And her eyes are blue, just like…Jade’s shirt. And her gills suggest amphibious qualities, linking her to Abraxas, suggesting she–
Nah i’m fucking with you. I guess I COULD link her to Gnosticism at length but I’m not sure there’s anything there and it’s not the point, I don’t really feel the need to argue in favor of this blatant truth
You can pretend this isn’t Jade’s canon fursona all you want but i think we all know the truth deep in our hearts
EDIT: Thanks to cool Tumblr user pankaeks we know who the artist for this girl is! The image can be sourced to this (only BARELY SFW, so tread with caution) art piece by tsampikos, and the character depicted belongs to Furaffinity user selucilia.
Here’s a shot of the original piece:
You’ll notice the character still has the cute cheek scruff I misidentified as gills in the green pallette, making the Jade->Abraxas link the definitive total horseshit it was the whole time. I’m heartbroken.
Of course, the picture seems to have been edited to reflect Jade’s color scheme, so it still seems pretty definitely to represent Jade in some way. I’m still willing to call it Jade’s canon fursona inside the context of Homestuck, though I’m obvs a little more reserved knowing it’s someone’s character.
But yeah Jade’s fursona…I fucking love it…I might actually work up the will to get the old tablet out and draw her. Earth C Fursona drawparty, Jade. Make it happen. I believe in you.
Reblogging this updated version since I added the artist and owner of the character respectively. Would appreciate it if peeps reblogged this one! Thanks.
The artwork is by Tsampikos for someone’s character if anyone is curious! It’s been scrubbed from his galleries but it still exists as a reupload to e621 e621.net/post/sh…
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Oh hey you messaged me here, too! That makes things easier
So yeah we now have a source for the original version of that Jade Harley fursona drawing.
Careful with the link though. I’d call the drawing itself tasteful enough but there’s kind of some nudity and e621 in general is v definitely not safe for work.
Thanks to pankaeks for volunteering this! I’ll edit the original tumblr post as well and edit in a blurb about this.
[EDIT: Updated this with the source for the artist.]
I don’t have like an essay for this or anything but my furry friend is reading along the comic now and he just got to Jade.
He reached her furry exposition page, so I informed him those reader commands were from actual readers back in 2009 who wanted Jade to drop the furry stuff as soon as it was introduced, and Hussie responded to this by doubling down on it hard as hell with that Jade speech.
But anyway that’s not the point. The point is my friend laughed and mentioned he found the furriest shit in her room. I figured it’d be like the SBAHJ poster or something but I asked him to show me. He posts this
And um, guys, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this fursona anywhere. It’s not a notable character anywhere I can remember. But like, giving it some thought…isn’t that a green furry dog girl?
And her eyes are blue, just like…Jade’s shirt. And her gills suggest amphibious qualities, linking her to Abraxas, suggesting she–
Nah i’m fucking with you. I guess I COULD link her to Gnosticism at length but I’m not sure there’s anything there and it’s not the point, I don’t really feel the need to argue in favor of this blatant truth
You can pretend this isn’t Jade’s canon fursona all you want but i think we all know the truth deep in our hearts
EDIT: Thanks to cool Tumblr user pankaeks we know who the artist for this girl is! The image can be sourced to this (only BARELY SFW, so tread with caution) art piece by tsampikos, and the character depicted belongs to Furaffinity user selucilia.
Here’s a shot of the original piece:
You’ll notice the character still has the cute cheek scruff I misidentified as gills in the green pallette, making the Jade->Abraxas link the definitive total horseshit it was the whole time. I’m heartbroken.
Of course, the picture seems to have been edited to reflect Jade’s color scheme, so it still seems pretty definitely to represent Jade in some way. I’m still willing to call it Jade’s canon fursona inside the context of Homestuck, though I’m obvs a little more reserved knowing it’s someone’s character.
But yeah Jade’s fursona…I fucking love it…I might actually work up the will to get the old tablet out and draw her. Earth C Fursona drawparty, Jade. Make it happen. I believe in you.
because of the sheer magnitude of the universe, there is almost definitely a constellation that, from one angle, looks exactly like sonic the hedgehog giving shadow the hedgehog a handjob while wearing a diaper
what got me thinking about this is that i was thinkin about how pi is supposed to have every combination of numbers conceivable so i was thinking like “somewhere in pi there is a string of numbers that, if put through a program to convert and compile algorithms to images, would create a 45 minute animated film, with the quality of modern day disney/pixar, of sonic and shadow going at it like a couple of animals” and that got me thinking about supposedly infinite concepts combined with furry smut
Flying through Storytelling 
