Oh, I know you’re ready for some trolls. I mean damn. It’s been an entire two weeks, which is basically enough for a certified troll drought.
So without further ado…
Allow me to present our two trolls…
FOZZER AND okay hang on what the FUCK.
no. we’re not doing this again. especially not with THAT guy. give me a second.
lemme just
kinda
there!!! good as new
Okay. Ahem. Please enjoy FOZZER VELYES and MARVUS XOLOTO, who will both be starring in HIVESWAP FRIENDSIM: VOLUME SIXTEEN when it launches! Tomorrow afternoon (Fri Nov 09) is our projected release date. See you then!
We’ve been told this one is quite the doozy, and well I suppose it already is. Jesus christ, Marvus, I…*loosens collar*
-Wanshi is a precious kid, goddamn i love her. dunno what her class is at all but the Doom came through pretty well. i will protect her
-Charun’s probably a Maid of Rage?
They make all this art and stuff seemingly purely for their own amusement/benefit,
and the art’s pretty Ragey in itself. it invites skepticism and confusion, and even when they make “good” art, the Reader describes the experience as pure “what the fuck”. Pretty fitting Rage stuff.
-them stealing the tracker through Rage (manifest in azdaja and konyyl’s black feelings) suggests Rogue/Thief, but they do so specifically so they can make stuff with it later. Since Rogue would be the class that corresponds to Olives and every olive so far has outlaw imagery attached, I’m putting down the stealing tendency to that.
to celebrate, I’m bringing you… the announcement post I would have made anyway? sorry folks. I’d have done a flash animation or something but those take work. also I don’t have flash
still! ain’t nobody gonna say no to a couple of endearing trolls and the many hi-jinx they bring. is there supposed to be a dash between hi and jinx? Chrome Spellcheck says yes. looks weird to me though. maybe the real highjinks were the friends we made along the way. or the friend’s YOU’LL make soon?
please look forward to Hiveswap Friendsim: Volume Fifteen: Of Creatives, Conventional Or Otherwise, coming soon to game stores near you! tomorrow, Friday Oct. 26, if all goes according to schedule. catch you on the flip side, purrbeast pals!
karako is a very young and very small child juggalo. on twitter i described karako as “the one clown you are not allowed to be horny for” and a bunch of chuckleheads tried to be funny and say like “hueuhuhe is that a challenge” and its like one why don’t you just listen to me when i say things, two stop trying to one up me you will never ever win, and three i am eagerly waiting your apologies. my inbox is open.
i mean i get it. i was just on a podcast this morning talking about how the one thing that binds us all together is that we’ve all engaged in some clownery. i think i talk about regrettably hooking up with a juggalo as a teen for a solid 10 minutes. its hard being me.
i just moved and gave my old electric bass away to a friend who was interested in learning. i recorded this before giving it away. goodbye electric bass. dozens of children will miss how i used to just go ham on the bass in a bunch of songs for no reason. oh also im beatboxing for two seconds in this one. i ran it through a filter so it sounds less like “james roach making some sounds.”
all in all, i wanted to make this one sound a little more whimsical so i borrowed the synth i made for my friends dnd character theme… where they’re also a clown? its a really good synth. ok marsti is up next.
Flying through Storytelling 