o-oh

I just realized what Elwurd wants is a jadeblood girl who’ll “go bad” and “be mean to her” and Lynera actually is motivated to lock her up in a dungeon and be really mean to her. and Elwurd would. totally be into it.

Well that’s interesting. Wonder if that’s a ship yet.

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I wanted to talk about at least some of the Friendsim trolls, so for now here’s a look at my favorites: Folykl and Kuprum. I’m really only hazarding guesses as to what their Classes might be, but this feels like a good match considering what we see in Homestuck.

Linked below are also some longer articles I’ve written about Knights, Witches, and some other stuff you might like to check up on.

PS: I decided to forego censors on this episode since it would be pretty hard to convey Folykl and Kuprum’s personalities while blocking out every other word they say.

Knights & Witches:

https://medium.com/@RoseOfNobility/fo…
https://medium.com/@RoseOfNobility/fo…

Jade Harley & Davepeta:
https://medium.com/@RoseOfNobility/wi…

BGM: “tfw another james roach track”, by James Roach:
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Buy James a coffee if you like the song! https://ko-fi.com/A3222BCR    

How did you gather any knowledge of Mages in homestuck? I mean there’s no one that godtiered and both mages didn’t really had big parts like others. Sollux, after the shit that happened in the game just went to the dream bubbles and never played a major role, we literally saw Meulin once and she was just a tumblr shipper (or was brainwashed) they have nothing in common either.

I’d suggest looking at the very long essays on Classpects I’ve already written for answers here. For starters, I don’t think going God Tier is necessary to play out the role implied by your class. From my perspective, not playing a “big role” is actually better for class purposes, too, since it means characters exist in the story and exert their impacts over it in more concentrated ways.

This includes the dancestors, who are in many ways pretty much Classpect silhouettes. Anyway, here:

https://medium.com/@RoseOfNobility/force-and-flow-the-aspects-arent-the-only-existential-duality-at-play-in-classpects-fd1c3958314c

With all the nuance and little details in homestuck I don’t think anyone should run their own game or make their own fan-trolls/kids/race. It’s just too big to pull off.

That seems like an odd conclusion to come to, considering Homestuck is all about the validity and worthwhileness of all genuine artistic creation, even if it results in the creation of “bad” art (which many people would accuse Homestuck of being, anyway).

I think the more people are interested in/having fun with Homestuck’s sandbox, the better. It’s a very cool sandbox to play in.

A. CLAIRE…A CLONE? Joey…the Heir of Life!?

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This time we go over some of my wilder thoughts on the potential identity of A. Claire, and explore the only other title for Joey that seems like a solid possibility to me, based on Act 1.

But you know, that’s just a theory. A Hiveswap theory. :o)

Today’s questions are: Do you think Joey’s an Heir of Life, or a Maid of Light? Think there’s anything to this stuff with A. Claire? Think I’ve finally lost it completely? Lemme know :3

A special shout out has to go out to the tracks I used from the NEW HOMESTUCK-THEMED ALBUM, p[S], by Casual Sunday. Casual Sunday is a new musical group made up of former Homestuck music team veterans, and they’ve really outdone themselves with this album, so I encourage showing them some support!

https://casualsunday.bandcamp.com/

https://casualsunday.bandcamp.com/track/first-steps

https://casualsunday.bandcamp.com/track/web-weaver

https://casualsunday.bandcamp.com/track/wily-espionage

https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/miasmajesty

https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/jane-dargason

A. CLAIRE…A CLONE? Joey…the Heir of Life!?

Do you think the guy outside the club from the end of Chixie’s best route in the latest Friendsim was Dammek? And if so, what does this mean for Chixie or the other trolls in future Hiveswap acts? Personally, I think Tyzias is going to be one of the other Tetrarchs, considering a lot of focus was placed on her “not being a revolutionary.”

It was probably Dammek, yeah. I’m not sure it means anything in particular for them, other than it seems pretty likely to me that every troll we’ve seen so far has some reason to potentially end up entangled in Dammek’s rebel network, even the jackasses. I view them all as either already in the network with us unaware, or as likely future recruits. 

So, latest Hiveswap. I know you’ve got trouble with classpecting mindbound, but any idea on what Azdaja would be? And Chahut too if you want to classpect her as well.

Not sure about Chahut–we’re thinking maybe Seer, maybe Sylph, maybe Maid? Honestly don’t have a clue right now.

Azdaja, though, makes himself real easy. He’s the Prince of all Goldbloods, his destructive power is showcased throughout his routes–he’s. Yeah. He’s a Prince. I think it’s cool how these things don’t always have to be such a federal fucking issue.