HEY IT’S TROLL TIME

traceexcalibur:

Alright folks! The release of Volume Fourteen: Of Cleanliness And Clownliness is just around the corner – expected to be sometime today, Friday the 12th, in fact! As such, it’s far past time you found out just who you can expect to befriend. (Not that the title made it a hard guess this time around.)

That’s right! You can look forward to meeting MARSTI HOUTEK and… Uh.

Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s always doing this. You cannot get this guy to sit down and say still for like ten seconds, I swear. I think he stole all my soda, too?? Great.

Look, I’m gonna have to go do some clown wrangling. Be back soon. If you see KARAKO wandering around anywhere, could you tell him to get his ass back over here?? He’s not in trouble. I just wanna talk. (Seriously! This guy’s too cute to stay mad at.)

Anyway, uh… Thanks! See ya soon.

1. You have ruined my life. I could’ve gone on with everything so easily, but now… Now I have to deal with 20+ more episodes of Utena because I have to see the relationship between Utena and Anthy develop! QwQ There are only so many hours in a day man! I’ve been binge watching it now and still have plenty to see! I’ve had to deal with all the emotions. All of them. Thanks OD. 2. Now I’m curious; what got you into Revolutionary Girl Utena? I would ask why you like it, but that’d be a silly ask.

im sorry 4 everything but also ur welcome

uhhh i LITERALLY dont remember how i first came across utena. I remember reading its whole tv tropes page, gathering that it was p gay, and deciding to watch it. then it took over my life during the homestuck gigapauses and now im here.

i like it for basically the exact same reasons i like homestuck and view them as different versions of the same core story p much: stories about escaping from the cruelty and misery imposed by an inherently flawed systemic structure, designed by a demiurgic patriarch. queer coming of age stories included included in the combo meal. v good

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jamesroachmusic:

“imagine, if you will, a situation wherein i wrote the bulk of this song at 4 am and then woke up only to discover the monstrosity i had created in my fleeting hubris”

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i wrote this to have a really 90s sitcom vibe. you know, one of those melodies that don’t really make any sense. you ever notice how vocal songs only have like 3 or 4 notes in the melody. anyway i also had to write lyrics. have you you ever tried to write a sitcom theme that incorporates harspichord? yikes. i love it when theme songs to sitcoms just outline the premise of the show so… i guess i don’t have a great excuse i was just extremely drunk. its literally the chords to the theme song to “Family Matters” you know the show with Steve Urkel who is played by jaleel white who also voiced sonic the hedgehog.

anyway the lyrics that i definitely wrote at 6 this morning are:

its the 90s
and this is a show
about a female troll

she might have kids
or maybe a dog
the premise isnt clear

i like it when
songs just tell you
(what the shows about)

she practices the law
she wears a pink coat
and probly does some other shit too

this is the theme
to “Family Matters”
which I guess came out in the 80s

i checked
1989
but it ran until ’ 98

oh cool
i finished the song

futuredeadbranches:

anon said: Yoo the idea of Dirk’s love-lights manifesting as lightning is so cool like gautxoydi baby boi do you think it scared him the first time it happened? Bc like the other times he’d made electricity that color he was hurting someone and this is someone he really really cares about

bud, ive been wanting to make this comic ever since i made dirks godbod

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(later, jake ends up explaining him what the fuck happened)