Did you come up with polypas quirk? Is there a way to really understand what all those asterisk are for? I thought she’d just replaced commas with * and periods with *| but they’re kinda randomly placed between words

skaian-heretic:

i did not come up with polypa’s quirk * but i know it’s a ninja star * thrown through the sentence * until it hits a wall *|

#the weeb quirk

June 30, 3018

alluka: i want to…. punch the orc in the face!
killua: okay okay i like this plan so basically you. run up and do some like cool back flip maybe?
alluka: double backflip!
killua: so you do a TRIPLE back flip and punch the orc in the face and his head goes SQUELCH and it’s AWESOME
leorio: hey! shouldn’t she roll for that? you made me roll to see if i could sit in a fucki-flippin chair without dying
killua: yeah yeah whatever see i’m rolling and [throws dice on table and doesn’t look] oh wow she did great! so great i think maybe she does a QUADRUPLE backflip

spacevoicee:

oh my god

ladyloveandjustice:

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, ONCE YUKARI GETS HER TRANSFORMATION BROOCH BACK THEY WORK TOGETHER TO RELEASE THEIR ULTIMATE GAY ATTACK ON THE MONSTER.

SERIOUSLY

THEY HAVE A SPECIAL GAY ATTACK

FULL OF ROSES

ANOTHER REALLY OBVIOUS UTENA REFERENCE

IN FACT IT WAS BASICALLY THIS:

HIMEMIYA!

UTENA-SAMA!

I SEE WHAT U DID THERE PRECURE I SEE IT.

Also their attack is Chocolate and Macaroons combined, because they go great together, remember. perfect match.

Then the monster is finished off by Ciel in a rainbow attack. As noted, this is the embodiment of the gay agenda.

thespacemaid:

more alien au for alien day

dirk is an engineer with jade, roxy is a scientist with john, both jane and jake are a part of the rescue team: medic and hired gun

vol5anthology:

Hey everyone! It’s 4/13, and that means we have the official release for the Vol. 5 Anthology Fan Anthology! Please enjoy the hard work of all the lovely artists who participated.

6 | Jade’s Lullaby by Kibbynbits

7 | Aggrievance by rose-ebottles

8 | Happy Cat Song! by Strife-kind

9 | Hardchorale by Floralmarsupial

10 | An Unbreakable Union by cityinthesea

11 | Skaian Ride by awildcale

12 | White by rainahkretva

13 | Octoroon Rangoon by enjistier

14 | Pumpkin Cravings by Freckledoctopus

The other sets: 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

captoring:

hextrudedcubes:

some-triangles:

naked-bee:

I finally finished it! If you are interested in absurdist theater or
Homestuck, or both, you should check out this short film I made of one of my favorite Homestuck fics. Enjoy!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7503099

OK. OK. So:

-The subtle clue re Dirk 3′s shirt iconography

-The actual construction of a miniature Damien Hirst horse-slices-in-lucite knockoff

-Dirk 1 dunking Dirk 4 out of the frame with his weird rigid puppet arm

-The Dirks taking it in turn to be Background Dirk and pointing out details of the set dressing like they were Barker’s Beauties on The Price Is Right

-The faint outline of “IT KEEPS HAPPENING” printed on the stairs

-Chair Hat

-The incredible plastic smugness of Andrew Hussie

-The fire from the fireplace floating untroubled out of the frame on the rising flood

-The fact that this exists at all

I am speechless. I am speechless

It’s a fan project, of a fic, with amazing production values, and also calculatedly bad production values. The fic itself is an unmitigated torrent of ludicrous dialogue between four of the same person, except when it’s interrupted by an unmitigated torrent of even more ridiculous events. Horses are involved. People die.

I’m not sure it’s possible for a more Homestuck thing to exist.

homestuck was worth it for this to come into existence