The funny thing is you’re completely right to ping me for this but not because of Jake just because I am extremely into summon spirits and elementals of all kinds
can you imagine being dirk though and having your boyfriend insist on this costume. when you try to talk him into wearing some shorts or something he gets all offended. strider it has to be authentic, the na’vi wear almost nothing, I know for a fact you’ve seen the movie enough times to know that! jeez! now help me get the stripes on my back, they have to be parallel and I can’t reach that far. on the double mister!
and dirk just sighing and going back to work as jake double and triple checks his loin cloth for movie consistency.
jake leaving his na’vi makeup smeared everywhere like a shitty troll cosplayer and kanaya just cringing as she watches every surface of the house become bluer. roxy (since jane cannot bring herself to do so) makes a “guess you blue yourself” joke and jake eagerly replies oh yes, but of course, I had help from strider! dirk is dying. free him from hell.
[the weather segment from Welcome to Night Vale Episode 10: Feral Dogs]
And we will begin to love in a fashion I couldn’t fathom existed. And we will laugh at the fact that we ever resisted this blissful togetherness. And the sex? Well, it’ll be off the charts. ‘Cause we’ll both be Super freaky But we’ll be fucking From the heart. ‘Cause our loving will be something where the Whole is much greater than the sum of the parts ‘Cause were artists after all, So what else would fate have us make besides art?
This song applies to literally every canon homestuck ship and that’s why I’m into homestuck tbh
The artwork is by Tsampikos for someone’s character if anyone is curious! It’s been scrubbed from his galleries but it still exists as a reupload to e621 e621.net/post/sh…
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Oh hey you messaged me here, too! That makes things easier
So yeah we now have a source for the original version of that Jade Harley fursona drawing.
Careful with the link though. I’d call the drawing itself tasteful enough but there’s kind of some nudity and e621 in general is v definitely not safe for work.
Thanks to pankaeks for volunteering this! I’ll edit the original tumblr post as well and edit in a blurb about this.
Flying through Storytelling 