bonus: anonymous author with Little Shop of Horrorterrors (they don’t want it associated to their actual name needless to say it’s very nsfw as are many things on this list so click the works pages for details)
grats thats like a million words worth of stuff
bonus #2: most of the people in that list have really good davekat fics too truly we live in a blessed era ✨🌻❤️
look you’re never allowed to complain about anyone doxxing you ever again
im honored to be on this list even if im also being called out, every author in this list is amazing and dirkjake is good please do me the personal solid of checking these out
@scimitar-foxtrot Anything on this list, and anything Dirkjake by any of these authors. Probably especially Stormsbourne’s, landofmistandsecrets’, and ayyy / Rosa’s post-canon fics (and also my own post-canon one) only because…im biased towards post-canon longfic about the boys working out their feelings.
Other than that just whatever ya like best. have fun!
because of the sheer magnitude of the universe, there is almost definitely a constellation that, from one angle, looks exactly like sonic the hedgehog giving shadow the hedgehog a handjob while wearing a diaper
what got me thinking about this is that i was thinkin about how pi is supposed to have every combination of numbers conceivable so i was thinking like “somewhere in pi there is a string of numbers that, if put through a program to convert and compile algorithms to images, would create a 45 minute animated film, with the quality of modern day disney/pixar, of sonic and shadow going at it like a couple of animals” and that got me thinking about supposedly infinite concepts combined with furry smut
It is a quantum inevitability that in any timeline that Jake’s powers progress far enough to figure out how to shapeshift, Dirk Strider is confronted with the fact that his boyfriend has Literally turned himself into a real as fuck shitty space furry with a fakeness attribute of exactly 0%, who wants to turn him into a shitty space furry too and have spiritual intercourse with their hair tails or some such shit.
It is also a quantum inevitability that in every such timeline, Dirk Strider comes to the realization that he is in fact in love enough to do this, and the rest of his existence from then on is one of perpetually getting owned.
So the takeaway from today pals is that no matter what happens I am incredibly lucky and blessed and my life is now wholly fulfilled, this is exactly what I wanted out of life
Jake decided this btw Dirk is being stoic about it but thats because he loves Jake to pieces. This is Jake’s dream they’re living.
canon dirkjake is dirk lying on his back in bed desperately trying to get himself off enough he can fall asleep without waking jake up because jake already had to bang him to sleep twice today but insomnia is the worst
Hey Dirk robots and engineering can be an outlet of creative expression and mechanistic creations can still be fine art
Roxy Paine and I think uh David Altmejd?? Are two names I can think of off the top of my head. And I suck at naming artists off the top of my head.
that’s a good point and there’s a middle ground here where Dirk uses his mechanics expertise to craft elaborate furry porn displays and ups the ante to full on explicit furry theatre plays powered entirely by uncomfortable real animatronics. Jake thinks its hot.
the debate here was really just about whether Dirk would be an elitist STEM major to his libarts friends which: lmao have you met Dirk “philosophically deconstructs SBAHJ” Strider
Guys. Listen. This is 100% market research. Who has money? FURRIES. Who needs to stay hydrated in their costumes? FURRIES. Who avoids sports drinks due to their subliminal connection to mean jocks? FURRIES. Who has made it worthwhile for an international beverage brand to continue this marketing campaign for over FIVE YEARS?
I’ll give you one fucking guess.
@optimisticduelist
your theory about everyone being furries advances by the day.
But how can it be a theory if it is factually true.
Flying through Storytelling 