who is the gayest sonic character

speeps-highway:

Every character with a super form! Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Silver etc. they’re all really gay they just don’t show it much.

Don’t believe me? Look:

The keys to solving the plot in most Sonic games are gay rainbow jewels.

You have to be pretty gay to able to use them like Sonic does.
If you’re not gay enough they turn gray –  I mean, “Negative energy” vs. “Positive energy”, duh!

rocketmantis:

rocketmantis:

creation myth about a triumvirate of gods creating the planet and life and stuff like in legend of zelda, except it’s sonic, tails and knuckles

with their names slightly wrong but still recognizable as having been warped through centuries of myth and legend, so it’s like

karnak the strong, who first broke the earth and formed the mountains. lord of war and finder of gemstones. hates the undead, particularly ghosts

talis the wise, who gifted us with technology and cleverness. lord of the skies and rescuer of the fallen. his creed states that everyone has a purpose, no matter how small

sinoc the swift, who taught us freedom and laughter. lord of travel and seeker of revolution. his wandering priests can be recognized by the golden rings they wear

i cannot believe i can literally classpect these posts im so homestuck that im melting